Colleen Simmons

I Survived a Nursing Career My Sanity Is Still Intact

I Have No Life I'm in Nursing School

I Love Being a Nurse Right After I've Had My Coffee

No Sleep No Money No Life Nursing Student

I'm a Nurse My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity

Don't Mess with Me I Get Paid to Stab People with Sharp Objects!

Laughter Is the Best Medicine Unless You Have Diarrhea

Keep Calm Nurse in Progress

Not All Superheroes Wear Capes Some Wear Scrubs

Nurse Because Badass Life Saver Isn't an Official Job Title

I Heal Tiny Humans

Educated Drug Dealer

Er Nurse Just Like a Normal Nurse Except Much Cooler

Let's Get You Started on 3000 ML of I Don't Give a Sh*t

Caffeine Po Q4h PRN It's a Nurse Thing You Wouldn't Understand

I Am a Nurse and a Police Wife Nothing Scares Me

I Am a Mom and a Nurse Nothing Scares Me

I'm Not Judgmental. I Just Have Excellent Assessment Skills.

It's a Beautiful Day to Save Lives

I Am a Cat Mom and a Nurse Nothing Scares Me

I Am a Dog Mom and a Nurse Nothing Scares Me

I Will Stab You

Don't Make Me Use My Registered Nurse Voice

I Can't Help Being Incredibly Sexy I'm a Nurse