Abby Carl

Would You Like To See My Longsword In Action?

If I Were A Horse I'd Rather You Mounted Me Without The Saddle

Your Chastity Belt Would Look Great on The Floor of My Sleeping Chamber

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Mastering Clitar Hero

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Procrasturbating

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Studying Masturbatology

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Choking The Chicken

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Enjoying Beef Strokemeoff

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Roughing Up The Clam

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Washing The Mongoose

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Squishing The Burrito

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Wrestling With Jimmy