139 books
Life Is Good
Take This Job and Shove It
Only Good Days
If at First You Don't Succeed, Then Skydiving Is Not for You.
No Bad Days
Life Is Great
No More Bad Days
Every Day Above Ground Is Great
I Need Sunshine, Not Rain
When I Wanted Sunshine, I Got Rain
The Universe Contains Protons, Neutrons, Electrons and Morons.
An Eye for an Eye Will Ultimately, Leave the Whole World Blind.
Only the Strong Survive
The Message Below Is a Lie, the Message Above Is the Truth.
When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone in the Eye!
Love Is Like a Rose in the Winter. Only the Strong Survive.
Sometimes the Most Clever Thing to Say Is Nothing at All
There Is No Chance Unless You Take One
When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Orange Juice and Have the World Wondering How the Hell You Did It.
You'll Never Be Old and Wise If You Weren't Young and Crazy.
Fuck It
Go. Fuck. Yourself.
If Practice Makes Perfect and No One Is Perfect, Why Practice?
Fuck You and the Horse You Rode in On!
