Blueprint Journal

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Parenting Is Fucking Hard Thanks Mom for Stickin' It Out

Life Does Come with Sorta of a Manual the Important Chapter Is Called Mother

Cheers Mom I'm Freaking Brilliant

No Matter What People Say I'll Always Love Your Resting Bitch Face Mom

Mom You're a Fucking Legend

Nurses Are Just Superheroes in Disguise

Badass Legends Are Born in April

Badass Legends Are Born in May

Badass Legends Are Born in December

Badass Legends Are Born in June

Badass Legends Are Born in November

Badass Legends Are Born in August

Badass Legends Are Born in October

Badass Legends Are Born in July

Badass Legends Are Born in September

I Tell Some Co-Workers That I Don't See Their Emails It Is Not My Fault That They Are Sent to the Junk Inbox

Attending Team Meetings Have Helped Improved My Multi-Tasking Skill I'm Able to Simultaneously Be Bored and Attentive at the Same Time

It's Not Easy to Surprise Me I Work in the HR Dept

I Have a Post Graduate Degree in Office Politics

I Get Voted the Employee of the Month All the Time Because I'm the Only One That Does the Work

I Think Team Work Is Important It Helps with Redistributing the Blame to Someone Else

You Me

Flossing Into Your Heart Like a Boss