Books by Larry

I'm Not Good At Giving Advice How About Sarcasm?

If I Didn't Tell You It Must Not Be Your Fucking Business

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Performing A Self Tune Up

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Jerkin' The Gherkin

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Spanking The Monkey

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Throwing a Hand Party

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Cruising For An Oozing

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Flogging The Log

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Flying Solo

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Giving a Selfie

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Working On My Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Practicing Foreskin Jogging

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Having a Onesome

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Waxing The Weasel

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Exploring Myself

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Beating My Meat

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Stimulating My Genitals

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Self Motivating

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Working On My Arm Cardio

Sorry I Was Late I Was Busy Making The Cyclops Cry

You're Not That Lucky I'm Not That Desperate

Do You Have Any Sex Laying Around That I Could Borrow?

69% Of People Find Something Dirty In Every Sentence

Fighting For Peace Is Like Fucking For Virginity