Megan Whitmer writes nonfiction humor for her fellow club of worn-out moms. With her husband, she has successfully raised five children, all of whom she has taught to use the bathroom on their own. She once beat her own record of fourteen loads of laundry in one week while also working full-time as a respiratory therapist. Nobody else but her noticed. She loves playing the piano, writing music for choirs, and mowing the lawn (especially because the kids are scared of the lawnmower, so she gets a blissful hour to herself singing along to her favorite songs.)