77 books
If You Can't Laugh at Yourself Call Me and I'll Do It
Shit Happens I Mean, Look at Your Face
Some People Just Need a High Five In the Face
My Book of (Naughty) Stories
My Book of (Bad) Words
I Can Only Make One Person Happy Every Day Today Isn't Your Day
I Hate When I Gain Weight for a Role and Then Realize I'm Not an Actress
You Ever Heard of Karma? It Also Sounds Something Like
Things I Want to Say to Customers But I Can't
When I Want Your Opinion I'll Give it to You
Well Played Karma Well Played
I Would Prefer Not To
Don't Judge Me If I'm Quiet Nobody Plans a Murder Out Loud
Write That Shit Down
Once I Win the Award for Laziness I'll Send Someone to Pick it Up For Me
First is Monday Next it's Tuesday and the Rest is WTF
Tripping on Perfectly Level Ground That's the Kind of Awesome Skill I Have
I Can Only Do 10 Things At Once Unfortunately What You've Asked for is the 11th
As Long As Everything is Exactly How I Want it I'm Totally Flexible
Bad Puns are How Eye Roll
Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want to be Here
Secrets I'm Keeping From My Kids
Can You Please Stop Interrupting Me When I'm Trying to Ignore You?
Some People Should Eat Makeup So They're Pretty on the Inside Too