Clear Thoughts

I Just Want You To Be Happy And Naked

Good Friends Don't Let You Do Stupid Things... Alone

If I Send You My Selfies, Our Friendship Is Real

You And I Are More Than Friends. We're Like A Really Small Gang

Hopeless Romantic With A Dirty Mind

Friends Buy You A Lunch. Best Friends Eat Your Lunch

The Sex Was So Good That Even Neighbors Had A Cigarette

Finding Friends With The Same Mental Disorder Is Priceless

I Don't Have A Dirty Mind, I Have A Sexy Imagination

Don't Tell Me What To Do Unless You Are Naked

4 am Knows All My Secrets

The Easiest Way To Shop With Kids Is Not To

Nothing Cures Insomnia Like Realization That It's Time To Get Up

You Know What Takes Longer Than A Kid Telling A Story? Nothing

Shut Up Legs You Are Fine

I Don't Feel Old I Don't Feel Anything Until Noon Then It's Time For My Nap

Don't Worry About Getting Old Worry About Thinking Old

Age Is A Case Of Mind Over Matter If You Don't Mind It It Doesn't Matter

At Night I Can't Sleep In The Morning I Can't Wake Up

Put Me Down For Cardio

Age Is No Barrier It Is A Limitation You Put On Your Mind

I Am Slower Than Internet In 90's But I Run

Cardio Is Hardio

My Kid Is Turning Out To Be Exactly Like Me. Well Played, Karma. Well. Played.