Medieval Pirate Publishing

Would You like to See My Longsword in Action?

I Have a Case of Scurvy and Your Grapefruits Are the Only Cure

You Have a Nice Poop Deck Care for a Swabbing?

I Must Be Hunting Treasure Because I'm Digging Yer Chest!

Your Chastity Belt Would Look Great On The Floor Of My Sleeping Chamber

Wanna Know My Secret? That's No Peg Leg!

I Most Certainly Am King in Bed Shall I Prove It to You?

It's Not the Size of the Staff That Matters, but the Magic Within

Fair Maiden Your Cups Runneth Over

I Am Beset by a Dragon in My Loins Only You Can Quench Its Fire

Ya Mind If the Parrot Watches?

Strike Yer Panties and Prepare to Be Boarded

Me Skull and Crossbones Aren't the Only Things I Will be Raising Tonight

You Put the Shiver in Me Timber

Don't Worry The Bubonic Plague Didn't Affect My Important Organs

Come up to My Chamber and I'll Show You the Largest Treasure in the Land

If I Were a Horse I'd Rather You Mounted Me Without The Saddle

They Say a Knight Is Always as Hard as His Armor

I May Not Be a Priest, but I Can Take You to the Heavens, Princess.

What a Fine Gown You're Wearing My Fair Lady May I Talk You Out of It?

Like a Mare I Can Be Ridden for Hours

Let Me Stick Me Cannon in Your Porthole

Call Me a Landlubber, Because I'm About to Plunder Your Treasure Island

It Appears That There's a Wond'rous Booty Buried Beneath Your Pants