Happy Fathers Press

I Smile Because You're My Stepdad I Laugh Because You Married My Mom

Thanks For Being Less Of A Jerk Than My Real Dad!

Your Pull Out Game Is Weak! Happy Father's Day!

Happy Father's Day! From The Kid You Inadvertently Acquired When You Shacked Up With My Mother

Happy Fathers Day! The Only Iron Dad Uses!

I'm Not Sleeping, I'm Just Resting My Eyes

We Have The Perfect Father Daughter Relationship

Thanks For Not Splashing Me On Mums Tits

To A Dad Who Is Amazing As He Is Hairy

Comfort Over Fashion Every Time!

You Had a Dad Bod Before It Was Even Cool!

If Dad Can't Fix It, It's F*cked

Happy Fathers Day! From The Kid You Inherited When You Shacked Up With My Mum

Dad Your A C*nt! But..I Still Love You

Thanks for Not Pulling Out Dad!

Another Fathers Day and... You're Still a C*nt!

Most Step Dads Are D!ckheads

Happy Fathers Day! From Your Biggest Fan!

Most Step Dads are Wankers

Happy Father's Day! Even Tho You Didn't Buy Me That Horse..

If There Was a Dad Shop, I'd Return You Because

Happy Fathers Day! Miserable C*nt!

Happy Father's Day! Even Tho You Didn't Buy Me That Unicorn..

When I Grow Up I Want To Be As Funny As You Think You Are