Rude Dude

Mr Cunt

Shit I can't remember now I'm so old

Fuck Off I'm Busy

Mrs Cunt

Best Bitches

Just a Girl who loves COCKtails

Just a Girl who loves a Cock

Rugby Wanker

Just a Girl who loves a big Cockatoo

Cricket Wanker

Marriage Wankers

Cycling Wanker

Wedding Wankers

Mr & Mrs Cunt

You two weirdos are a perfect match

Good luck in your new home, I've herd it's haunted

Good luck with the new house, hope the neighbours aren't cunts

Good luck with the new house, hope the neighbours aren't assholes

Good luck with the new house, hope the neighbours aren't wankers

I may be vegan but I'll still eat your sausage

I may be vegetarian but I'll still eat your sausage

Fifty - Oh Fuckidy Fuck

Sixty - Oh Fuckidy Fuck

I love you with all of my boobs - I would say heart but my boobs are bigger