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Don't Make Me Use My Word Processor Voice.

You Smell Like Hidden Motives. Get Away From Me.

Freaking Awesome Secretary.

Don't Make Me Use My Dad Voice.

I Never Asked To Be The World's Best Management Consultant

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here. We Will Train You.

What Can I Say I Like Shih Tzus

I'm Sorry, I Don't Take Orders. I Barely Take Suggestions.

Don't Make Me Use My Project Manager Voice.

I Walk Around Like Everything Is Fine, But Deep Down, Inside My Shoe, My Sock Is Sliding Off.

What Can I Say I Like Knitting

What Can I Say I Like Unicorns

What Can I Say I Like Ramen

What Can I Say I Like Pineapples

What Can I Say I Like Camels

I Never Asked To Be The World's Best Financial Clerk

Freaking Awesome Doctor.

Freaking Awesome Accounting Clerk.

I Never Asked To Be The World's Best Director

It Sure Is Strange That After Tuesday The Rest Of The Week Spells Wtf.

What Can I Say I Like Llamas

World's Okayest Papa.

What Can I Say I Like Chickens

I Never Asked To Be The World's Best Civil Engineer