406 books
I speak fluent sarcasm
I came. I saw... OOPS! I forgot what I was doing!
Your potential is endless
WARNING! This book is filled with mostly nonsense that only I understand!
I love it when you shut your mouth!
Easy peasy lemon squeezy!
I have a confession... I think my soulmate may be carbs!
Baby it's cold outside
I just want to drink coffee and make pretty things!
Prove them wrong.
Remember... this too shall pass... maybe like a kidney stone but it will pass!
Breathe
There is a 99% chance that I don't CARE
Backyard Diva
Junk
I'm allergic to STUPIDITY... I break out in sarcasm.
If I give you a straw will you go and suck the fun out of someone else's day?
I bee-lieve I can!
I was going to give you a NASTY LOOK but, I see you already have one.
I wish I was as "thin" as my patience!
BRB...I'm going to dream.
Amazing Amazing Amazing YOU
Leave your fears behind
Carpe diem
