Jan Heins

Proud to be an aviator citizen

Proud to be a secretary citizen

I'm a laboratory scientist. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity

It's an secretary thing, you wouldn't understand

Proud to be a surveyor citizen

Best secretary ever

Proud to be a psychologist citizen

Proud to be a laboratory scientist citizen

Aviator only because full time multitasking ninja is not an actual job title

Proud to be technologist citizen

I never dreamed I'd grown up to be a supercool aviator husband. But here I am, killing it

Proud to be laboratory scientist citizen

You're looking at a future secretary skilled enough

World's best secretary

I'm a dad and a secretary. Nothing scares me

Beware of the secretary. Owner assumes no responsibility

Being an aviator is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire, you're on fire, everything is on fire and you're in hell

It's an aviator thing, you wouldn't understand

Luckiest aviator on earth

Beware of the aviator. Owner assumes no responsibility

Dibs on the aviator

Secretary because superhero isn't an official job title

I'm an aviator. To save time, let's just assume that I'm never wrong

Born to be a secretary