Motu Journals

Don't Interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring You

Female Mosquitoes Are Attracted to Me

I Have Abs.....Olutely Nothing

The Only Thing I Gained This Year Is Weight

I Salute You with My Middle Finger

But First Let Me Connect to the Wifi

Confuse Them If You Can't Convince Them

I Work Hard So That My Cat Can Be Extra Salty

The Leading Cause of Depression Is Reality

My Secret Talent Is Getting Tired Without Doing Anything

I Eat a Lot Because My Brain Is a Notorious Energy Guzzler

Work Is Important Hobby Is Importanter

My Brain Is More Alive Than I Am

Work Is Important Gossip Is Importanter

I Didn't Give You a License to Blabber All Day

Don't Use the Bathroom It's a Trap a Hoax a Prank

My Boss Gives a Half Hour Lecture about Not Wasting Time

My Handwriting Is Not Bad But Rather a Unique Font

I Will Win Not Immediately But Definitely

The Longer the Title the Less Important the Job

Am I Ready? I Was Born Ready

I Need Hugs Coffee & Sleep

Eighty One Years Young

Seventy Two Years Young