Office Humor Bank

Notes From Another Meeting That Should Have Been An Email

Busy AF

Things I Want To Say Out Loud But Can't

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here We Will Train You

Mondays Should Be Optional

Things I Want To Say At Work But Can't

I'm Not Bossy I Just Know What You Should Be Doing

A Lack of Planning For You Doesn't Create An Emergency For Me

I Understand Nothing

Best HR Manager Ever

I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right

I Don't Like Morning People Or Mornings Or People

I Stopped Caring A Long Time Ago

I Am Running Away From My Responsibilities And It Feels Good

I Want To Burn This Place To The Ground

My People Skills Are Just Fine It's My Tolerance To Idiots That Needs Work

No I Do Not Want To Touch Base

Lazy Is A Strong Word I Prefer To Call It Selective Participation

Be Careful Not To Trip Over My Amazingness It's Everywhere

Best Boss Ever

People I Want To Punch In The Face

I'm Trying To Be Awesome Today But I'm Exhausted From Being So Freakin' Awesome Yesterday

Best Coworker Ever

Boss Lady