Not Only Journals

Birth Day Boy

We Can't Fix Stupid But We Can Give It A Court Date

You Bet Your Sweet Dupa I'm Polish

I Don't Need Therapy I Just Need To Watch My Son Play Guitar

I Light Fires & Make Beer Disappear What's Your Superpower?

Snaccident When You Eat All The Bacon By Accident

People... Not a Big Fan

Just A Small Town Girl

Inverted I Was Because

I Just Freaking Love Hippos, Ok.

If You're Not Outraged You're Not Paying Attention

Security Big Brother Protection Squad

First I Drink The Coffee. Then I Do The Things.

If I Keep Running I'll Come Across A Taco Stand Eventually

I Want Pasta

My Heart Belongs To A Jar Head

I Just Want To Drink Wine And Sleep In My RV

Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Hyena Then Always Be A Hyena

Be A Flamingo In A Flock Of Pigeons

Is My Bike Ok?

People Say I'm Condescending (That Means I Talk Down to People.)

Team Boy

It Took Me 60 Years to Look This Good

I Use This Book Periodically