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I Regret Plans Made During an Extroverted Moment
Oh Yeah Let Me Drop Everything to Work on Your Problem
I'm Really Going to Miss Ignoring Your Emails
Pack Your Bags We're Going on a Guilt Trip
If You Can't Laugh at Yourself I'll Do It for You
Shit I'm Supposed to Remember
Proud Boss of Freaking Awesome Employees
If You're Really Quiet You Can Hear Yourself Doing the World a Favor
Bring Me Snacks or Go Away
20/20 Hindsight
I Can Go From Namaste to I'll Cut You in the Blink of an Eye
I Don't Have a Problem With Caffeine I Have a Problem Without It
Look at You Getting Hired and Shit
My Favorite Exercise Is Judging Others
Hell Hath No Fury Like Me When I'm Slightly Inconvenienced
Professional Chaos Coordinator
Dear Haters I Have So Much More for You to Be Mad About, Just Wait.
Patience Is What You Have When There Are Too Many Witnesses
Things I Want to Say to Clients but Can't
With a Little Bit of Sarcasm Anything Is Possible
Disappear but Come Back Later
Karma Bus Delayed Due to High Demand...Don't Worry, It's Coming.
Piss Off
Pretending to Be Pleasant Is Exhausting