Darren State

Its A American Shorthair Thing You Wouldn't Understand

It's A Helicopter Thing You Wouldn't Understand

I Used To Have A Life But I Decided To Be An Architect

It's A Farmer Thing You Wouldn't Understand

It's A Basketball Thing You Wouldn't Understand

I'm A Programmer Not A Magician But I can See Why You Might Be Confused

I'm A Maintenance Worker Not A Magician But I can See Why You Might Be Confused

It's A Salesperson Thing You Wouldn't Understand

I Used To Have A Life But I Decided To Be A Mechanic

Its A Scottish Fold Thing You Wouldn't Understand

It's A Taekwondo Thing You Wouldn't Understand

It's A Boxing Thing You Wouldn't Understand

It's A Lacrosse Thing You Wouldn't Understand

It's A Chef Thing You Wouldn't Understand

It's A Boxer Thing You Wouldn't Understand

I Used To Have A Life But I Decided To Be A Meteorologist

I Used To Have A Life But I Decided To Be A Landscaper

It's A Teacher Thing You Wouldn't Understand

It's A Carpenter Thing You Wouldn't Understand

It's A Engineer Thing You Wouldn't Understand

I Used To Have A Life But I Decided To Be A Builder

It's A Persian Thing You Wouldn't Understand

Sorry I'm Late My Border Collie was Being Cute Again

I'm A Glazier Not A Magician But I can See Why You Might Be Confused