John lives in Omagh with his wife and sons. He is no stranger to danger, being the world's only fully qualified and licensed elephant juggler.In his spare time, he performs brain surgery and sends rockets to distant galaxies in search of new ice cream flavours. But sadly, he has yet to discover any to match his current favourite; Raspberry Ripple.He claims to have invented the 10th letter of the alphabet as well as being able to smell the colour purple. He has no sense of direction and once asked for directions to the Empire State Building while being inside it.A teller of tall stories, he delights in making children laugh at the strange world around them.
