Wicked Treats

I Still Love you Grandpa Even though you didn't get me a Unicorn

I Still Love You Dad Even though you didn't buy me that Diamond

Thanks Dad For Not Wasting me on Mom's Tits

I Still Love you Mommy Even though you didn't get me a Unicorn

Happy Father's Day Mother Fucker

Thanks Mom for not Swallowing me

D.I.L.F Fo SHo

One F*cking Amazing Soccer Player Who Makes A Difference

One F*cking Amazing Surfer Who Makes A Difference

One F*cking Amazing Volleyball Player Who Makes A Difference

One F*cking Amazing Squash Player Who Makes A Difference

One F*cking Amazing Walker Who Makes A Difference

One F*cking Amazing Swimmer Who Makes A Difference

One F*cking Amazing Zumba Instructor Who Makes A Difference

One F*cking Amazing Tennis Player Who Makes A Difference

One F*cking Amazing Table Tennis Player Who Makes A Difference

One F*cking Amazing Wrestler Who Makes A Difference

One F*cking Amazing Softball Player Who Makes A Difference

One F*cking Amazing Snowboarder Who Makes A Difference

One F*cking Amazing Triathlete Who Makes A Difference

One F*cking Amazing Trainer Who Makes A Difference

One F*cking Amazing Yoga Instructor Who Makes A Difference

One F*cking Amazing Scuba Diver Who Makes A Difference

One F*cking Amazing Pigeon Racer Who Makes A Difference