32 books • 1 series
Artisan Bread
Adventure Awaits
It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Needs An Eyepatch
Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here
Don't Let These Waves Wash Away Your Hopes
Be Savvy And Drink Rum
Drinking Rum Before 10Am Makes You A Pirate, Not An Alcoholic
Not All Treasure Is Silver & Gold
Sometimes I Pretend To Be Normal But It Gets Borring So I Go Back To Being A Pirate
Drink Like a Pirate Dance Like A Mermaid
It's A Grate Day To Be A Pirate Aargh!
Fuck Everything And Become A Pirate
Work Like A Captain Play Like A Pirate
To Err Is Human, To Arr Is Pirate
Under A Black Flag We Shall Sail
A Salty Pirate Needs A Beautiful Mermaid
Arrrgh Means I Love You In Pirate
The Beatings Will Continue Ultil Morale Improves
A Ship At Harbor Is Safe But That's Not What Ships Are For
You Can't Direct The Wind, But You Can Adjust Your Sails
Keep To The Code!
He That Will Not Sail Till All Dangers Are Over Must Never Put To sea
May Your Anchor Be Tight Your Cork Be Loose Your Rum Be Spiced And Your Compass Be True
A Smooth Sea Never Made A Skilled Pirate
