Journal for Everyday

List Of Mean Thoughts About People I Love

I'M A Social Vegan I Avoid Meet

I Like To Party And By Party I Mean Reading Books And Eat Tacos

HR Gangsta

Fucking Awesome Ideas

You Are So Lucky To Have A Coworker Like Me

World's Best Employee

You Are An Awesome Roommate Keep That Shit Up

You Cannot Make Everyone Happy You're Not Guacamole

World's Okayest Roommate

Thank You For Being A Fabulous Coworker

Retirement Schedule Monday Do Whatever I Want

Nothing Scare Me I Work In HR

Of Course I Talk To Myself Sometimes I Need An Expert Advice

My Sister Has An Awesome Sister True Story

Look At You Becoming Badass Intern And Shit

Look At You Becoming An Awesome Intern And Shit

List Of Bad Ideas

Let's Keep The Dumbfuckry To A Minimum Today

If I Say First Of All Run Away I Have Prepared Facts Data Charts And I Will Destroy You

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say We Have A Lot In Common

It Takes A Big Heart To Teach Little Minds

I Had A Super Busy Day Converting Oxygen Into Carbon Dioxide

I Have A Spreadshirt For That