Sassy Journals

I Have No Tits

Keep It Sassy

Bosshole - Someone Who Hires Professional Staff & Then Micromanages Them Until They Quit

Step Aside Monday, This Is a Job for Coffee

I'd Rather Be Seomeone's Flaming Shot Than Everyone's Cup Of Tea

Chocolate Cannot Solve Everything, That's What Wine Is For

Bacon Cannot Solve Everything, That's What Beer Is For

Nothing Ruins Your Friday More Than Realizing It's Only Thursday

Coffee - Because Hating Your Job Should Be Done With Enthusiasm

Caffeine Is The Foundation Of My Food Pyramid

Stressed, Depressed But Well Dressed

50% Idk, 50% Idc

I'm Having The Worst Monday Since Last Monday

You're Like A Software Update - Whenever I See You, I Think, "Not Now"

Make America Great Britain Again

Coffee Cannot Solve Everything, That's What Wine Is For

Is It Me Or Does Coffee Taste Better On Friday Mornings?

Well, Hello Friday! Where Have You Been All My Week?

Keep Calm & Let Coffee Handle It

It Can't Be Monday Already, I Haven't Finished My Weekend Yet

Friday Loading - Please Wait

I Wish I Could Outsource Mondays To India

If You Work Really Hard At This Job, They'll Let You Keep Working Hard

I'm Not Feeling Very Worky Today