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Dear Girlfriend, Thanks for being my girlfriend.
Yet, despite the look on my face, you're still talking.
Only the strongest women become journalists.
Good luck finding employees better than us.
Ph.D. Taking your B.S. to a new level.
I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.
Look at you graduating high school and shit.
Only the strongest women become engineers.
I love when I wake up and Donald Trump is President.
Only the strongest women become writers.
Some days, the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.
You didn't give me life but life gave me you.
Fuck off, I'm writing.
Only the strongest women become lawyers.
Inroverts Unite. Separately. In your own homes.
Look at you getting your masters and shit.
It's way too peopley outside.
I hate when I wake up and Donald Trump is President.
Sorry I'm late. I got here as soon as I wanted to.
Look at you getting your bachelors and shit.
My brain has too many tabs open.
Dear Boyfriend, Thanks for being my boyfriend.
You are the luckiest teacher in the world. I would love to have me as a student.
I wish "you dumbass" was an appropriate way to end a work email.
