Anna Bulanan

I Didn't Insult Anyone Today

I Love the Smell of Winter

I Don't Even Fold Laundry

I Vote for Vodka

I Used to Be Indecisive, But Now I'm Not Sure...

I Prefer My Puns Intended

I Survived My Wife's PhD Dissertation

I Survived My Husband's PhD Dissertation

I Will Punch You by Accident on Purpose.

I Beat People with a Stick

I Tried to Retire, But Now I Work for My Wife

I Bake So I Don't Punch People in the Throat

I Want You to Drink Beer

I Only Sleep with Democrats

I Rosterbate After My Draft

I Think My Soulmate Might Be Carbs

I Survive on Caffeine and Cuss Words

I Train Because I Really Like Beer

I Stay High Because I Like the View

I Turn Garbage Into Gold

I Am Who I Am. Your Approval Is Not Needed.

I Have a Nice Clean Snatch

I Can't Brain Today I Have the Dumb

I Am Not a Morning Person