150 books
Fall
Everything gets better with Coffee
You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
I'm not short..I'm compact
Natural Selection Evaluator
Stormtroopers lives matter
Wife.Mom.Champion !
Husband.Dad.2nd in command.
Promoted to Mommy Established 2019
Promoted to Daddy Established 2019
Yeah..but first Coffee
Keep Talking...I'm Diagnosing You
I don't need a search engine..My wife knows everything.
Let me be absolutely Queer
I am silently correcting your grammar
Does running out of F*cks count as excercise?
I get road rage just walking behind people
Notebook for Little Monsters
Introverts Unite ! On your own obviously..
I'm so F*cking fabulous
The First 5 days after the weekend are the hardest
Don't give up on your dreams Stay Asleep
Under new management..Just Married
Typical Secret Santa Gift