Candlelight Publications

Are You Kidding Me?

I Don't Understand Your Unique Brand of Crazy But I Do Admire Your Total Commitment to It

You're So Braggy, You Get on My Last Nerve

I Do Things Myself Because No One Can Meet My Crazy High Expectations

First of All... Ewwwwww!

I Don't Think That I Get Enough Credit for the Fact That I Do All of This Un-Medicated!

You Better Run!

Have You Been Drinking the Haterade Again?

Don't Tell Me What to Do.

A Recent Study Shows That Women Who Carry a Little Extra Weight Tend to Live Longer Than the Men Who Point It Out

Just Because I'm Smiling Doesn't Mean I Don't Want to Karate Chop You in the Throat

I Wish Everything Was as Easy as Getting Fat

If I Ever Had to Run for My Life I Would Probably Die

You Know You're Super Stressed When You Start Getting on Your Own Nerves

Common Sense Is Just Like Deodorant. the People Who Need It the Most Hardly Ever Use It.

I Try to Always Be a Nice Person... But Sometimes My Mouth Just Doesn't Read the Memo

Your Secret Is Safe with Me & My Best Friend.

My Life Is a Constant Battle Between My Love of Food... and My Not Wanting to Get Fat.

Underestimate Me. I Dare You

Watch Out World. I've Got My Sassy Pants On.

No, I Don't Hold Grudges. But I Do Remember Facts. Literally... Forever.

I'm Not Crazy! I Prefer the Term Mentally Hilarious!

Accept Who You Are, However Repulsive That May Be.

If I Wanted to Kill Myself I Would Climb Your Ego & Jump to Your Iq!