Mike Bryant was once ejected from a karaoke bar for performing the Weird Al Yankovic classic "Yoda", instead of Taking Things Seriously. His novella Operation Dickhead was published by Burning Effigy Press and he won the 2014 Shitty Poetry Competition with his poem "A Stark and Wormy Blight". Mike is the only human member of nerd rock band Kraken Not Stirred.
