Snarkie Cafe

Try Not To Wake The Demon Inside Me, She Will Bitch Slap Your Ass Through The Nearest Wall

I Am A Mother Grandmother Sister And Wife, Nothing Can Scare Me

This Man Is A US Army Veteran Trained In Armed Combat, Has A Very Strong Grip And A Very Short Temper. Treat His Beautiful Daughter Well Or Else

I've Been Called A Lot Of Names But Grandpa Is My Favorite

Sweat Dries, Bruises Heal, Suck It Up Buttercup, Only Strong Women Become Heroines

This Woman Has Fought A Hundred Battles, She Has Been Betrayed Broken Rejected, And She Still Stands Tall And Proud

Frankly, My Dear I Don't Give A Damn

I Don't Want To Get Technical But According To Chemistry, Alcohol Is A Solution

Alcohol Is Not The Answer, But It Makes You Forget The Question

My Guns Are Much Bigger Than Yours

Dear Life Can You Start Using Lube Please

Some Things Are Not Important Let Them Go Away

Move Over, Coffee! This Is A Job For Alcohol

Life Begins At The End Of Your Comfort Zone

Drinking Alcohol Before Noon Makes You A Pirate, Not An Alcoholic

If Your Vision Is Blurry You're Looking Through An Empty Glass, Ask The Bartender For A Refill

I'm a US Veteran I Stared Death in the Face and Blinked. Try Your Best Not To Piss Me Off

Mess With The Best And Die Like The Rest US Veteran

If You Talk Behind My Back It Means You're Behind Me and You Better Not Be There When I Turn Around

Professional Asshole Yes, There Is a Place in Hell With My Name On It

I Don't Have Anger Management Issues It's Everyone Else Who Needs To Stop Pissing Me Off

I'm a Field Medic Piss Me Off and I Will Break All The Bones In Your Body While Naming Them. My Favorite Bone To Break First Is The Humerus