1,745 books
All You Need Is Love And More Coffee
I Owe My Parents A Lot Especially My Mom And Dad
My Luck is Like A Bald Guy Who Just Won A Comb
Unicorn Hair Dont Care
You'll Lose A Lot Of Money Chasing Women But You'll Never Lose Women Chasing Money
#HockeyDay
My Favorite Color is Pizza
I Keep My Heels Head And Standards High
Growing Old Is Mandatory But Growing Up Is Optional
I'm Not Fat My Stomach Is Just In 3D
I Love You But Not As Much As Coffee
People That Hate Cats Will Come Back As Mice In Their Next Life
Its My House Bro
Sister Of The Birthday Boy
Quantity Is What You Count Quality Is What You Count On
I Don't Follow Others I Only Follow My Orders Because I Am My Own Boss
You're Only Young Once But You Can Be Immature Forever
I Used To Follow My Dreams But Then The Court Sent Me A Restraining Order
Stopping Pollution Is The Best Solution
Me Fail English Thats Unpossible
Need More Sleep
Coffee Tea Or Nachos
Sleep Till Youre Hungry Eat Till Youre Sleepy
Rather Be Sleeping