136 books • 3 series
Some People Just Need a High Five. In The Face. With a Chair
I Don't Make The Same Mistake Twice. I Prefer 3 Or 4 Times
I'm Going To Hell In a Full Scholarship
I'm Following My Heart. It's Leading To The Fridge.
Sorry, Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud ?
What The Fuck Were You Thinking
I Wish That Everything Was As Easy As Getting Fat
I Love The Sound People Make When They Shut Up
No Bitch, You Are Wrong
Having My Life Together
Follow Your Brain, Your Heart Is An Idiot
Don't Worry I'm Batman
Eat, Sleep, Wine, Repeat
Get Shit Done
Epic Shit
When In Doubt, Mumble