Bujo Heaven

Not To Be Dramatic, But I Would Die For A Coffee

Man, You Are One Pathetic Loser. No Offence

You're Fucking Awesome, Keep That Shit Up

I'm A Engineer, Not A Magician

When I Die I'm Going To Be Reborn As A Unicorn

Have A Great Day

You Stink, But I Still Love You

From The Bottom Of My Heart, I Don't Give A Fuck!

Trust Me, I'm A Fucking Psychiatrist, Bitch!

Everyday is a Fresh Start

Art School Dropout

You Are Good Enough

Teaching Middle School Is My Jam

Kindergarten Crew

She's Bright Like Glitter And Bubbly Like Champagne

Hello Gorgeous

My Students Stole My Heart

I Became A Teacher For The Fame and Fortune

I Don't Have The Time Or The Crayons To Explain This To You

Underestimate Me, That'll Be Fun

I Don't Spew Profanities, I Enunciate Them Clearly, Like A Fucking Lady

Sorry I'm Late, I Got Here As Quick As I Wanted To

Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today

Bitch, Please. I'm So Fucking Fabulous I Piss Glitter and Shit Rainbows