Workplace Press

You People Must Be Exhausted From Watching Me Do Everything

It's Not That I'm Lazy, It's Just That I Don't Care

Don't Talk to Me Until I've Had My Coffee And Then After That Still Please Don't Talk To Me

Your New Colleagues Will Be Shit Compared To Us! Good Riddance Traitor

Light Travels Faster Than Sound. This Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak

In My Defence, I Was Left Unsupervised

I'd Have Better People Skills If I Worked With Better People

Don't Let The Fuckers Get You Down

Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here, But It Sure Helps

I Always Arrive Late To Work, But I Make Up For It By Leaving Early

Thank You For All Of Your Hard Work. We Are Going To Reward You By Giving You Other People's Work To Finish

Because I'm The Boss, That's Why

We're All Going To Really Miss Doing Your Work For You

I'm Not Arguing I'm Simply Explaining Why I'm Right

The Reward for Good Work is More Work

It's So Quiet In The Office Today, I Can Hear Myself Not Working

I Actively Avoid Office Politics By Hating Everybody Equally