105 books
Bossy since birth
Let that shit go
Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Don't let anyone with bad eyebrows tell you shit about life.
Never make fun of someone with broken English. It means they speak another language, fucker.
Sassy since birth
Uh-Mazing AF
Forget about prince charming. Go for the wolf. He can see you better Hear you better and Eat you better
Asians be like "I'm 104 years old"
I used to be married, but I'm better now.
There's no way I was born to just pay bills & die
If you see this in my hand, don't talk to me.
I'm not lazy. I'm just very relaxed.
Do sharks complain about Monday? NO They're up early, biting stuff, chasing shit, being scary- reminding everyone they're a f*ckin shark.
If you're 40+, it's time to leave them young girls alone and get you a woman who understands the signs of a stroke.
You're UH-MAZING
NO matter how hard life gets, at least you're not UGLY.
Does it look like I care?
All things are possible with coffee and mascara.
Men who marry smart women live longer.
Superwoman
Don't try to explain yourself to idiots. You're not the f*ckface whisperer.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
Nobody owes you shit.