Dartan Creations

I Do Yoga Just Kidding I Drink Wine in Yoga Pants

Bra Off Hair Up Sweats on Wine Gone

I Am a Girl I Am Smart I Am Strong and I Can Do Anything!!!

This Is Where Our Story Begins

Smash the Patriarchy

Not a Day Over Fabulous

I Don't Always Watch Hockey (Sometimes I Just Listen To It)

I Don't Always Watch Soccer (Sometimes I Just Listen To It)

I Don't Always Watch Golf (Sometimes I Just Listen To It)

I Never Asked To Be The World's Best Comedian But Here I Am Absolutely Crushing It

Trust Me I'm Almost a Dental Hygienist

I Don't Always Watch Basketball (Sometimes I Just Listen To It)

I Can Explain Football To You But I Can't Understand It For You

I Don't Always Watch Football (Sometimes I Just Listen To It)

Remember When I Asked For Your Opinion On How Good My Kid Is At Hockey? No? Me Neither.

I Work Hard So My Mermaid Can Have a Better Life.

I'm Coach's Favorite Goalie

Look At You Becoming A Doctor And Sh*t

I Promise I'm Trying to Listen to You But in My Head I'm Playing My Banjo

Look At You Becoming A Lawyer And Sh*t

I'm Coach's Favorite Defenseman

I Work Hard So My Bunnies Can Have a Better Life.

There's No Crying In Pickleball You Pickler

I Love The Smell Of A Good Cigar And By Cigar I Mean Weed