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I'm a Yoga teacher...what's your superpower?
Gin...how classy people get shit-faced!
Beer Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1862
I'm Trying To see Your Point Of View But I Can't Shove My Head Up My own arse!
Put on Your Big Girl Panties and Deal with It
I'm on the Gin & Tonic Diet....so far I've lost two days!
Don't Cry Over Spilt Milk It Could Have Been Wine
Dinner Is Ready When the Smoke Alarm Goes Off
Contractor Log Book - Under Construction
I love digging things up
Hangman Puzzle Book
You are My Favourite Human Bean!
I'm Gay for You!
I Like your tits
Things I would otherwise forget
Gay for you
Notes, lists and organisy stuff
Have a great day!
Another eight hours of pretending to work
You're the Juan that I want
You're Otterly Amazing
Stay Sharp
Notes
Couldn't be arsed to get you a present