Occupational Notebooks

I Make Hair Contact Before Eye Contact

Thank God It's Friday! Said No Hairdresser Ever

Get Paid To Do What You Love Or Be A Guidance Counselor

I Love It When You Call Me Guidance Counselor Said No School Counselor Ever

You Know You're A Hairdresser

Just The Ends?

Restaurant Hostess

Don't Lick The Desk Just Another Monday

I Do This For The Money Said No Teacher Assistant Ever

I Just Answered That Question Less Than A Minute Ago

Today Will Be The Best Monday Of The Week

You Look Tired Today. Are You Okay?

Can I Have A Table That's Not By The Door

I Love Cleaning Up Messes I Didn't Make

Rest Assured That Your Recent Accomplishments At Work Have Largely Gone Unnoticed

I See Fat People At Booths

It's Not Fair That's Not My Job

Teaching Is A Walk In The Park

That's What She Said

Yaaayy!! It's The Weekend!!! Said, Nobody Who Works At A Restaurant Ever

What Does A British Real Estate Agent Care About Most? His Proper Tea

Excuse Me, Are You A Booming Real Estate Property?

What Do You Call A Detective Who Is Also A Real Estate Agent? Sherlock Homes

Real Estate Agent