Hey! My names Jim and in my best The Lonely Island impression, I WROTE A BOOK MOTHER FUCKER. I like long walks at the buffet. Doing super random things to hopefully get a laugh which usually doesn't. I drive a truck for a living because of course I do. I grew up in WNY and spent my life wishing I didn't. Why is NYC not its own state yet? Leave the rest of NY alone k thanks. I like getting distracted from what I'm doing by my random thoughts. In my spare time I like to play video games. Build gunpla models. Annoy my beautiful fiancé. Think of fun ways to surprise her. Like this book for instance.