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I Am Obviously a Very Busy Person.
Mom, Sorry You Had to Raise My Awful Brother
Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult
My Boss Thinks I'm Kind of a Big Deal
Dad You May Not Be Perfect, But At Least You Have A Perfect Child
Mom You May Not Be Perfect, But At Least You Have A Perfect Child
Well Done Dad. I'm Amazing!
I Tried Being Normal Once. Worst 2 Minutes of My Life.
My Coworkers Think I'm Kind of a Big Deal
Well Done Mom. I'm Amazing!
Thanks for Being Less of a Dick than My Real Dad
I Smile Because You are My Stepdad. I Laugh Because You Married My Mom.
I Run So That I Don't Kill People
I Box So That I Don't Kill People
Thanks Mom! I Turned Out Awesome!!
Thanks Dad! I Turned Out Awesome!!
I Swim So That I Don't Kill People
People Should Seriously Stop Expecting Normal From Me. We All Know It's Never Going to Happen.
I Write So That I Don't Kill People
I Smile Because You are My Stepmom. I Laugh Because You Married My Dad.
I Cook So I Don't Kill People
I Sew So I Don't Kill People
I Knit So I Don't Kill People
I Foster Animals. What's Your Superpower?