60 books
I Believe In Naps
I'm Already Tired Tomorrow
There Are So Many Beautiful Reasons To Stay In Bed
Namast'ay In Bed
Just A Sleepy Girl In A Busy Life
Tired Just Tired
i Don't Always Tolerate Stupid People. But When I Do, I'm Probably At Work.
Costumer Service
Check The Phone Queue Eat One Potato Chip
You Have 3 PHDS? That's Great Try Clicking "Gorgot Password" For Me
Sometimes I Just Agree With People So They Will Stop Talking
Good Morning! Thanks For Calling Call Center Inc. How the Fuck May I Help You
Listen Bitch, I'm Being As Polite AS I Possibly Can
Didn't Get Verbally Abused Today Was A Good Day
I Just Want To Win The Lottery So I Don't Have To Say "Thank You For Calling" Any More
IF I Had A Dollar For Every Minute I Wasted Working Here, I Wouldn't Have To Work Here
That's Not My Department, Let Me Transfer You To someone Who Will Ask You The Same Exact Questions I Did And Transfer You Back
So You Didn't Pay Your Bill ad Service Was Disconnected? Imagine That
Please Hold... I Suddenly Have TO Go Bang My Head Against A Wall
Your Call Is Very Important To Us, So Please Continue To Hold
I'm Sorry To Interrupt, I Was Trying To Solve The first Thing You Said.
Sir, Can I Place You On Hold And Tell y Coworkers How Much Of A Sumbass You Are?
My Costumer Service Voice Is Actually A Different Person. I Have No Clue Who That Even Is.
Don't Make Me Use My Telephone Operator Voice