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God Gave You Two Ears And One Mouth For A Reason

I Don't Know How to Act My Age, I've Never Been This Age Before

My Nickname Is Mom, But Apparently My Real Name Is Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom........

We'll Be The Old Ladies Causing Trouble In The Nursing Home

All Things Are Possible with Coffee and Mascara

The Hardest Part of My Job Is Being Nice To Stupid People

Born To Rock

I Enjoy Long Romantic Walks To The Fridge

You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions

Please Don't Interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring You

I'm Not Short, I Am Just More Down To Earth Than Other People

I Don't Go Crazy. I Am Crazy. I Just Go Normal From Time To Time.

Big Boys Don't Cry, But Real Men Do

Of Course I Talk To Myself, Sometimes I Need Expert Advice

I'm One Step Away From Being Rich, All I Need Is Money

I'm Not Crazy I'm Just Special

Common Sense Is Like Deoderant, The People Who Need It Most Never Use It

I'm Not Funny I'm Just Mean And People Think I'm Joking

If Only Closed Minds Came With Closed Mouths

Born To Be Wild

Follow Your Heart, But Take Your Brain With You

I Don't Have A Dirty Mind I Have A Sexy Imagination

Exercise, Because Zombies Will Eat The Slow Ones First!

You Call Them Swear Words, I Call Them Sentence Enhancers