It's hard to be an adult. You have to dress yourself and pay bills and remember to buy birthday gifts. You have to drive and get annual physicals and tip for good service. Some adults take on the additional burden of caring for a tiny human being with no language skills or bladder control. Parenthood can be a very rewarding and joyful experience, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults only pool.
Jen Kirkman's stand-up routine includes lots of jokes about not having kids (and some about masturbation and Johnny Depp), and complete strangers constantly approach her and ask, "Who will take care of you when you're old?" (Servants!) Some insist, "But you'd be such a great mom!" (Really? You know me so well!) Whether living rent-free in her childhood bedroom while trying to break into comedy (the best free birth control around, she says), or taking the stage at major clubs and joining a hit TV show-and along the way getting married, divorced, and attending excruciating afternoon birthday parties for her parent friends-Jen is completely happy and fulfilled by her decision not to procreate.
I Can Barely Take Care of Myselfis a beacon of hilarious hope for anyone whose major life decisions have been questioned by friends, family, and strangers in a comedy club bathroom. And for everyone who wants to know if Jen will ever know true love without looking into the eyes of her child. (A girl can dream.)
- ISBN10 1451667000
- ISBN13 9781451667004
- Publish Date 16 April 2013
- Publish Status Out of Stock
- Out of Print 17 February 2016
- Publish Country US
- Imprint Simon & Schuster
- Format Hardcover
- Pages 224
- Language English