Cathy Cantankerous

Brilliant Ideas I Had While Drunk

Best Gift Idea Ever For Someone Who Has Everything

Sorry I Can't Hear You Over The Sound Of How Awesome I Am

I Like Coffee My Cat And Maybe 4 People

I'm Dan Doing Whatever I Dan Well Want To

Today I Will Make Things Happen

Never Forget The Difference You've Made

I Work Hard So My Cat Can Have A Better Life

After Monday And Tuesday Even The Calendar Says WTF

Caution I Have No Filter.

Things I Thought Up While Stoned Out Of My Mind

Of Course I Talk To Myself. Sometimes I Need Expert Advice.

Fucking Chaos Coordinator

My People Skills Are Just Fine. It's My Tolerance To Idiots That Needs Work.

Professional Chaos Coordinator

I Coordinate The Chaos That's What I Do

People Should Seriously Stop Expecting Normal From Me...We All Know It's Never Going To Happen!

Dude. You Did It.

Fucking Brilliant Ideas

I Like Coffee My Dog And Maybe 4 People.

I Work Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life

Set Goals And Crush Them

Friday Is My Second Favorite F-Word

I'm Not Bossy I Just Know What You Should Be Doing