Dartan Creations

Maybe Swearing Will Help F*ck Sh*t Yep That Worked

Holy Sh*t I'm Grumpy

All the Crap I Pulled Over the Years at My Crap Jobs

HR Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid Without Them Realizing It

I May Not Be Perfect But Most of My Personalities Are Pretty Awesome

I Wish I Was a Unicorn So I Could Stab the Office B*tches with My Head

I Had a Life But My Job Ate It

Good Luck Finding Coworkers Better Than Us! If You Do Let Me Know So I Can Get Out of Here

I Have No Idea What This Job Is about But Here I Am Killin' It

Nothing Even Surprises Me Anymore I Work in the HR Department

Hold on Let Me Overthink This

You Can't Spell Heroic Without HR

You Are Pretty F*cking Awesome Keep That Sh*t Up

Never Forget the Difference You've Made I Mean I Can't Remember It So I Hope You Do

Of Course I Talk to Myself It Keeps HR on Its Toes

I Am So B*tchy I Can Barely Stand Myself

Don't Ask Me I Just Work Here

Don't Make Me Write a Memo about the Last Memo

I'm Sorry... Yesterday Was the Last Day for All Complaints

I'm All about Efficiency So Let's Assume I'm Right, It'll Save Time.

My Boss Thinks I'm Kind of a Big Deal Cause HR Talks about Me All the Time

My Favorite Coworker Gave Me This Crap Journal I Thought They Liked Me

Shit I Gotta Write Down or I Will... What Was This Book for Again?

Sure, Let Me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem