272 books • 1 series
I Do Not Consent (And I was Never Asked)
Once Upon A Time I Gave A Fuck, And Now I Don't, The End
You Had Me At F*ck The System
Grammar, The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit And Knowing You're Shit
Exhaustipated
Things I Shouldn't Say Out Loud
When You're Dead, But You Forgot To Delete Your Browser History
Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies
Eat Sleep POLE DANCE Repeat
Nothing Is Over..........Until You Stop Trying
You're A Dick, But You're My Dick!
SARCASM; The Brain's Natural Defence Against The Less Intelligent
I Wish I Was A Unicorn, Then I Could Stab Idiots With My Head
Life Is Like Toilet Paper, You're Either On A Roll Or Taking Cr*p From Some As*hole
Why Is It OK For You To Be An Idiot, But Not For Me To Point It Out?
Never Mess With A Farmer, We Know Places Where No One Will Find You
I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right
I Make Beer Disappear, What's Your Superpower?
I'm Not Lazy I'm Buffering
If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Don't Ask A Stupid Question
Tell Me It Isn't Possible, For People To Be That Stupid?
Quiet Please! Professional At Work
Things I Want To Tell My Boss, But I Can't I Need The Money
I Don't Need Anger Management, I Just Need People To Stop Annoying Me
