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Turtley Awesome
Be the person your Dachshund thinks you are
If You Don't Like Turtles Then You Probably Won't Like Me And I'm Okay With That
Best Dachshund Mom Ever
Blessed is the person who has earned the love of a Dachshund
Skip A Straw Save A Turtle
Turtles are my spirit animal
Real Men Play with Their Wieners
When a dachshund is in your life, there is always a reason to smile
Behind every great person there is a great monkey
Sometimes I wish I was a monkey so I could throw poop at people and it would be legal
I'm a monkey trapped in a human body
Some Girls Love Diamonds but i love monkeys
Life Is Better With Monkeys
No monkey no fun
Just A Girl Who Loves Monkeys
Always be yourself except if you can be a monkey then always be a monkey
Smile like a monkey with a new banana
Easily Distracted By Monkeys
Chill, relax, kick back life's too short to give a fuck
Don't be afraid to shake your tailfeather
Fluff up your feathers and be a peacock today
Today is the perfect day to be happy
I Just Really Like Peacocks OK
