Waylson Notebooks

Vehicle mileage Log book

you can't buy happiness but you can buy cupcakes and that's kind of the same thing.

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My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

If stress burned calories I'd be a supermodel.

Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?