14 books
May You Never Run Out Of HR-Approved Ways To Tell Coworkers They Are Dumb
Nope Not Today
Some People Just Need A High Five. In The Face. With A Fist.
Better Late Than Ugly
Guess Who Got A Lot Done Today? Not Me But Congratulations To Someone Out There
I Hate Everyone And Pants
It's Too Peopley Outside
That Sounds Like A Terrible Idea. What Time?
There Are Approximately 7 Billion People In The World I Like About 5 Of You Fuckers
Back The Fuck Up Today Is Not The Day
I Looked Up My Symptoms Online And It Turns Out I Just Have To Work
Sorry I'm Late I Got Here As Soon As I Wanted To
You Know What That Sounds Like? Not My Problem
I Suffer From That Disorder Where I Speak The Truth And It Pisses People Off
