1,804 books
If i collapse can someone pause my straija
Coach i'm not arguing Im always right
Nurse because freakin' miracle worker isn't an official title
COO I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right
Brooklyn boxing team
I'm not short. I'm Leprechaun size
I love my flight attendant
I could give up Gin but I'm not a quitter
I tried being normal once
My social worker says I am special
Original Beer crafted by professionals
Skateboarding
Last night is a blur. I remember sucking titties and then shitting myself
Bartender By night
Hug the police
World's okayest flight attendant
Nothing is wrong if it feels good
Got news?
My new year's resolution for 2035 is to not think too far ahead.
I'm a proud dad of a freaking awesome secretary. Yes, she bought me this
I'm his nurse St. Patrick's day
Who let me adult? I can't adult
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Mistress of all evil
